CPAP how I hate you!

How do I hate you, let me count the ways:

Your mask leaves marks on my face
The straps pull my hair in the middle of the night and wake me up
I feel like I can't breath with you blowing all your air in my face
The air you blow chaps my lips
The noise you make keeps me up
With your tubing I trip in the middle of the night
I still snore even though I'm not supposed to when I use you

Oh CPAP how I hate you!